David Manners credited as playing...
John Carson
- John Carson: Who's that coon shouter that broadcasts over the radio every day?
- Mrs. Higgins: Coon shouter? Oh, do you mean Sister Fallon?
- John Carson: Mrs. Higgins, this is Sister Fallon.
- Mrs. Higgins: Oh, sure. And I suppose you're Saint John and I'm Martha Washington.
- John Carson: Would you like to hear some really good music?
- Florence: I'd love to.
- John Carson: Allow me to present my two friends: Pagliacci the clown and Sambo the hoofer.
- John Carson: You know what this is?
- Florence: It looks like King Tut's will.
- John Carson: It's called braille. Kind of like a Morse code, only the dots are raised and you read it with your fingers. Watch: "A book of verses underneath the bough." Here, you try it.
- Florence: A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and thou beside me.
- John Carson: Oh, you faker! You're not reading. You're remembering.
- Florence: Yes. But, I could learn it. It's just like shorthand.
- Florence: Don't you envy me? I'm going to the River Jordan and maybe swim in it. And then to the Wailing Wall, I've read so much about, in Jerusalem. I suppose I'll have to do some plain and fancy wailing. How do you wail? Ooooo! Come on, you taught me how to laugh. Now, teach me how to wail.
- John Carson: My wailer isn't working tonight.
- John Carson: I have no claim on you. You know how I - how you - If you wanted to stay, you need never see me again.
- John Carson: Now, you're not going to go Hamlet again, are you?