- Border Patrolman: You're under arrest.
- P.J. Rooney: You can't arrest them unless you arrest me. I'm an accessory.
- Mrs. Edith Rooney: I'lll say you are - a bicycle pump!
- Border Patrolman: You haven't done anything. We don't want you. She'll take you.
- P.J. Rooney: [Throws can through patrolmen's windowshield, then holds out hands for handcuffs]
- Border Patrolman: We still don't want you!
- Mrs. Edith Rooney: I'll take you!