Ernest Borgnine credited as playing...
Dutch
- Pike Bishop: What would you do in his place? He gave his word.
- Dutch Engstrom: He gave his word to a railroad.
- Pike Bishop: It's his word.
- Dutch Engstrom: That ain't what counts! It's who you give it *to*!
- Tector Gorch: Silver rings.
- Dutch Engstrom: [upset] "Silver rings", your butt! Them's washers! Damn!
- Lyle Gorch: Washers. Washers. We shot our way out of that town for a dollar's worth of steel holes!
- Pike Bishop: They set it up.
- Lyle Gorch: "They"? Who in the hell is "they?"
- Sykes: [laughs hysterically] "They"? Why, they is the plain and fancy they, that's who "they" is! Caught you, didn't they? Tied a tin can to your tail. Led you in and waltzed you out again. Oh my, what a bunch! Big tough ones, hunh? Here you are with a handful of holes, a thumb up your ass, and a big grin to pass the time of day with. They? Who the hell is "they?"
- Pike Bishop: Railroad men... bounty hunters... Deke Thornton.
- Pike Bishop: [sarcastically] You boys want to move on or stay here and give him a - decent burial?
- Tector Gorch: He was a good man, and I think we oughta bury him.
- Pike Bishop: He's dead! And he's got a lot of good men back there to keep him company!
- Lyle Gorch: Too damn many!
- Dutch Engstrom: I think the boys are right. I'd like to say a few words for the dear, dead departed.
- [removes his hat]
- Dutch Engstrom: And maybe a few hymns'd be in order. Followed by a church supper. With a choir!
- Lyle Gorch: You crazy bastards! Both of you!
- Angel: Would you give guns to someone to kill your father or your mother or your brother?
- Pike Bishop: Ten thousand cuts an awful lot of family ties.
- Angel: My people have no guns. But with guns, my people could fight! If I could take guns... I would go with you.
- Dutch Engstrom: Hey, uh, how many cases of rifles did Zamora say was in that shipment?
- Pike Bishop: Sixteen.
- Dutch Engstrom: Well, give him one.
- Pike Bishop: All right. One case... and one case of ammo; but you give up your share of the gold.
- Angel: I will.
- Pike Bishop: We know you will.
- Sykes: I'm sure glad we got that settled.
- [the Bunch has just escaped from bounty hunters by blowing up a bridge]
- Dutch Engstrom: At least we won't have to worry about Deke Thornton.
- Pike Bishop: [laughs] Hell, no; not after ridin' a half a case of dynamite into the river!
- Sykes: [calmly] Well, don't expect him to stay there! He'll be along... and you know it!
- Dutch Engstrom: What's our next move?
- Pike Bishop: Well, I figure Agua Verde's the closest... three days maybe. Then get the news and drift back to the border. Maybe a payroll, maybe a bank.
- Dutch Engstrom: Maybe that damn railroad.
- Tector Gorch: That damn railroad you're talkin' about, sure as hell ain't a-gettin' no easier.
- Sykes: And you boys ain't gettin' any younger either!
- [laughs]
- Pike Bishop: We've got to start thinking beyond our guns. Those days are closin' fast.
- Pike Bishop: [talking about the railroad] There was a man named Harrigan. Used to have a way of doin' things. I made him change his ways. A hell of a lot of people, Dutch, just can't stand to be wrong.
- Dutch Engstrom: Pride.
- Pike Bishop: And they can't forget it... that pride... being wrong. Or learn by it
- Dutch Engstrom: How 'bout us, Pike? You reckon we learned - bein' wrong, today?
- Pike Bishop: I sure hope to God we did.
- Lyle Gorch: All your fancy plannin' and talkin' damn near got us shot to pieces over a few lousy bags of washers. Well, this was goin' to be me and Tector's last job before we quit and headed south. We spent all our time and money a-gettin' ready for this!
- Pike Bishop: You spent all your time and money runnin' whores in Hondo while I spent my stake settin' it up.
- [throws down washer]
- Pike Bishop: Hell, I should have been runnin' whores instead of stealin' Army horses.
- Lyle Gorch: While you was doin' all that plannin', me and Tector was gettin' our bell rope pulled by two... two, mind you, Hondo whores!
- [starts laughing]
- Dutch Engstrom: [laughing] And Pike was dreamin' of washers... you were matching whores... in tandem!
- Lyle Gorch: What's that?
- Tector Gorch: That's one behind t'other.
- Lyle Gorch: That's right! That's what we was doin'!
- Dutch Engstrom: [impressed] Well, I'd say those fellas know how to handle themselves!
- Sykes: They been fightin' Apaches for a thousand years; That's a sure way to learn.
- Pike Bishop: They ever get armed, with good leaders, this whole country'll go up in smoke!
- Sykes: That it will son, that it will.
- Lyle Gorch: They made damn fools out of us, Mr. Bishop! Gettin' so a feller can't sleep with both eyes closed for fear of gettin' his throat cut. Where in hell were you?
- Tector Gorch: Now you listen to me, Lyle - You get up off your ass and help once in a while, I wouldn'a got caught near s'easy.
- Pike Bishop: With the way the Generalissimo's cleaned out this part of the country, he ought to have a lot
- [of silver]
- Pike Bishop: to spare.
- Dutch Engstrom: Eh, "Generalissimo", hell! He's just another bandit grabbin' all he can for himself.
- Pike Bishop: [amused] Like some others I could mention?
- [laughs]
- Dutch Engstrom: [serious] Not so's you'd know it, Mr. Bishop. We ain't nothin' like him! We don't HANG nobody! I hope, someday, these people here kick him, and the rest of that scum like him, right into their graves.
- Angel: We will. If it takes forever.
- Lyle Gorch: [the Bunch is riding into Angel's village] Hey, Angel, why in the hell don't you tell your folks to feed them dogs?
- Dutch Engstrom: Won't find very much around here. That damn Huerta scraped it clean.
- Angel: I have invited you to my village, to my home. Any disrespect to my family or to my people, I will kill you.
- Pike Bishop: Ashamed of having us meet your people?
- Angel: Yes. They don't know about my life when I leave the village.
- Lyle Gorch: You got a sister?
- Angel: Yes.
- Lyle Gorch: I'd be proud to make her acquaintance. - And that of your mama too!
- Tector Gorch: That goes for your grandma too, Sonny.
- Dutch Engstrom: [Dutch and Angel are delivering the last load of rifles to Mapache] In the ravine south of here, you'll find the rest of the rifles in the wagon. You can have the wagon, we'll take the horses.
- Maj. Zamorra: How many cases of rifles did you take from the train?
- Dutch Engstrom: Sixteen cases of rifles. We lost one on the trail
- Gen. Mapache: [Chuckling and indicating Angel] He stole it. The mother of the girl he killed told me so.
- Dutch Engstrom: [Angel tries to escape but is caught and brought back before Mapache] Well, I'm wasting time here, adios.
- Gen. Mapache: Y Angel?
- Dutch Engstrom: [Looking around at the Mexican soldiers] He's a thief; you take care of him.
- Gen. Mapache: Bueno; adios gringo.