- Commissioner Enci: [to Sheila, of a letter she says she sent Jennifer as a joke] Say, how 'bout joking with a man? You might make out even better. You know, it's a shame to,see a girl like you wasting her talents. Try the opposite sex. That's what we're here for.
- Jennifer Lansbury: You don't care who the real murderer is so long as somebody fries for it. You pounce on Andrea, say you know he's guilty because he's crazy. Brilliant police.
- Andrea Barto: Don't thank me just yet, wait till I try to make it with you - then you'll see what a bastard I am.
- Commissioner Enci: [to Jennifer] You'll be the bait to trap the killer. Naturally, we'll be keeping you under complete surveillance. Once in a while we manage to do things right. Now, how bout something to drink? I think we could all use one. Renzi, where are the glasses?
- Assistant Commissioner Renzi: Boss, I filed the glasses, under "B" for "Bar Equipment."
- Commissioner Enci: Ah, where else?