Rob Lowe credited as playing...
- Skip: You still owe me a blow job.
- Jonathan: You're right. I forgot all about that.
- Skip: Jesus, Jonathan, you can't forget these things, my man.
- Skip: Worriest thou not about being banished for ever from the Foxfield school for girls, for yea, thought they are the only females within a 100 miles, there is still a place where thou canst journey to. Chicago, on the nine o'clock bus.
- Jonathan: One thing I don't need right now is the world according to Skippy here. Do us both a favour, huh? Just shut up.
- Skip: Ok, Mr. Depth. Wallow in it.
- Skip: You're going. I don't want to see your ass back here until you succeed. In fact, I'm not gonna let you in the room until you bring me - her panties.
- Jonathan: Oh, come on. Look, Skip, I'm not like you. I don't have your - charm, your finesse, your, uh...
- Skip: Class.
- Skip: Actually, I think my parents have a pretty normal relationship. He tells her exactly what to do, and she ignores him.
- Skip: Welcome to Toad Hall.
- Jonathan: I have never seen such a vulgar display of wealth in my entire life. How do I get one?
- Skip: Well, you can do what we did. Bootlegging.
- Skip: I want you to meet Jonathan, my roommate, and a chronic bed-wetter.
- Maggie: You are not too old for me to put you over my knee now.
- Skip: Really? Oh, do it now, Maggie, do it now!
- Maggie: You're crazy!
- Skip: That son of a bitch got away with everything that I had. And I was so scared that I shit my pants.
- Skip: You son of a bitch, you went back to her even after you knew who she was.
- Skip: Jonathan, until you get laid none of us are safe!
- Skip: Next time you're feelin' sad and blue, don't expect old Skipper here to put on his big red nose and floppy shoes just pour vous. Adios? Mr Morose.
- Skip: These are very nice girls. I may not even get laid tonight. Although that's highly unlikely.
- Skip: Oh-ho, look at the chest on her. Oh, zee little girls.
- Roscoe: Chicks.
- Skip: Love 'em.
- Jonathan: I'm no good with women.
- Skip: I know that, you know that. The broads that go to the Free N Easy, they don't know that.
- Skip: Take this ticket. Go to Rush Street, the Free N Easy Club. And you will meet the girl of your dreams. If she ain't there, take what you can get. Grab a cab, take her to Grey's Lake Inn. And there you will plant your seed in the Garden of Eden. Here's 100 bucks.
- Skip: You've gotta go to dinner. Come on. I can't believe you'd forgo eggplant surprise.
- Jonathan: I'm not hungry.
- Skip: That's no reason not to eat the shit.
- Skip: We're gonna party our balls off!
- Skip: Do you ever wonder if your parents still do it?
