Tough Guys (1986)

Rick Garcia: Federale Captain

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  [Harry and Archie have crashed a train into Mexico. The federales show up] 

  Federale Captain : Buenos dias señores. Put up your hands. I'm afraid you're under arrest.

  [the federales aim their guns at Harry and Archie] 

  Harry Doyle : Eh, now wait a minute, wait a minute. This ain't fair!

  Federale Captain : No?

  Archie Long : Señor, there's twelve of you and... just two of us.

  Federale Captain : Si?

  Harry Doyle : A-and you got guns, and we got nothin'.

  Federale Captain : But this is how we put you under arrest señor!

  Archie Long : Where we come from...

  [points back to the US] 

  Archie Long : ...they've got rules about making arrests.

  Federale Captain : Rules?

  [Harry and Archie nods] 

  Archie Long : Si.

  Federale Captain : What kind of rules?

  [Harry and Archie glance amused at each other with a "here we go again" look] 

  Archie Long : Well... for one thing...

  [Archie kicks the captain in the crotch]