Seriously. This movie was absolutely horrible. I knew I was in for a real treat (yes, that's extreme sarcasm) when I started rolling my eyes 2 minutes after it started and the young Bobo whines, "Have a heart, Pa, it's cold!" Yes. Because when I was 5, I always walked around telling my parents to "have a heart."
The dialogue, the situations the characters get themselves into, and, of course, the unrelentingly terrible plot are all beyond clichéd and very ridiculous. Don't even get me started on the acting. I see that Howie Mandel's shilling for Boston Pizza now. I can't decide where his acting is worse, in that or in this.
Bah. I don't even want to review this anymore, it's just making me relive a painful two hours that I just want to forget.
I'm going to go scrub my eyes with soap now.
Don't even watch this if it's on T.V., check out something more intellectually and visually stimulating. Like an infomercial.
