Kieran Culkin credited as playing...
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- Aunt Leslie McCallister: [At the airport, awaiting luggage] Give this to Kevin.
- Tracy McCallister: Give this to Kevin.
- Linnie McCallister: Kevin.
- Buzz McCallister: Give this to Kevin.
- Rod McCallister: Give this to Kevin.
- Sondra McCallister: Give this to Kevin.
- Megan McCallister: Give this to Kevin.
- Jeff McCallister: Give this to Kevin.
- Brooke McCallister: Give this to Kevin.
- Fuller McCallister: Here you go, Kevin.
- [startled when he sees an elderly couple, then hands bag back]
- Buzz McCallister: [after making a formal non-pology to the family; whispers to Kevin] Beat that, you little trout sniffer.
- Kevin McCallister: [gets up] I'm not sorry. I did what I did because Buzz humiliated me and since he gets away with everything, I let him have it. And since you're all so STUPID to believe his lies, I don't care if your idiotic Florida trip gets wrecked or not! Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate, anyway?
- [turns to leave]
- Kate McCallister: Kevin!
- Peter McCallister: Kevin, you walk out of here, you sleep on the third floor.
- Fuller McCallister: [gleefully] Yeah, with me.
- Kevin McCallister: So what else is new?
- Uncle Frank McCallister: You better not wreck my trip, you little sour puss, your dad's paying good money for it.
- Kevin McCallister: Oh, wouldn't wanna spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate!
- [Exits]
- Buzz McCallister: What a troubled young man.
- Buzz McCallister: [to himself] Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...
- [Turns to face his family]
- Buzz McCallister: I'd like to apologize to my family for any inconvenience I may have caused you.
- Kevin McCallister: [to himself, in disbelief] What?
- Buzz McCallister: My prank was immature and ill-timed.
- Uncle Frank McCallister: [laughing] Immature, but it was still pretty Goddarn hilarious.
- [Continues laughing]
- Buzz McCallister: I'd also like to apologize to my brother: Kevin, I'm sorry.
- Kate McCallister: Oh, Buzz, that was very nice.
- [the family claps]
- Kate McCallister: Kevin, do you have something to say?
- Kevin McCallister: [Looking around at his family, staring at him with judging expressions]
- Buzz McCallister: [Softly to Kevin] Beat that, you little trout sniffer.
- Kevin McCallister: I'm not sorry. I did what I did because Buzz humiliated me. And since he gets away with everything, I'll let him have it. And since you're all so stupid to believe his lies, I don't care if you're idiotic Florida trip gets wrecked or not. Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate anyway?
- [Starts to walk away, angry]
- Kate McCallister: Kevin!
- Peter McCallister: Kevin, you walk outta here and you'll sleep on the 3rd floor.
- Fuller McCallister: [In a bratty manner] Yeah, with me.
- [Takes a sip from his Coke can]
- Kevin McCallister: [Sarcastically] So, what else is new?
- Uncle Frank McCallister: You better not wreck my trip, you little sourpuss. Your Dad's paying good money for it.
- Kevin McCallister: Oh, wouldn't want to spoil you're fun, Mr. Cheapskate.
- [Leaves the room, leaving the family in shock]
- Buzz McCallister: [In a kiss-up tone] What a troubled young man.