Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)

Christopher Eccleston: Raymond Calitri

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Quotes 

• Raymond Calitri : Am I an arsehole? Do I look like an arsehole?

  Memphis : Yeah.

• [when Calitri turns on the car crusher, Memphis points a gun at him] 

  Memphis : Shut it off!

  Raymond Calitri : You got 30 seconds to consider your options.

  Memphis : [screaming]  SHUT IT OFF!

  Raymond Calitri : One, you kill me, they kill you, your brother dies anyway. Two, you lie, you accept the job, you run, I hunt you down, I kill you, I kill your brother, and I kill your mother for the aggravation you cause me. Three, you accept the job, you steal some cars, you make some money, and you be a big brother.

  [Memphis surrenders. One of Calitri's goons turns off the crusher] 

  Raymond Calitri : 8 a.m. Friday morning. The cars are on the boat, or your brother's in the coffin.

• Raymond Calitri : They threw us out of England, they threw us out of France, so here we are. Flourishing, really, except for the minor inconvenience of despising everything about your country.

• Raymond Calitri : I try to learn your ways, understand your obsessions. But this baseball, it's so bleedin' boring, isn't it?

• Raymond Calitri : [over the phone]  Time's up, Atley. I've got 49 cars. That's one less than required. Bring the kid and we'll settle this.

  Atley Jackson : Which kid is that?

  Raymond Calitri : Oh, the Cincinnati Kid, Billy the Kid. Which kid do you think I meant?

  Atley Jackson : Oh gee, I think you mean Kip Raines.

  Raymond Calitri : Well, gee, I think you're right.

  Atley Jackson : You know what? The funniest thing happened: That little son of a bitch evaded me.

  Raymond Calitri : Find him, Atley.

  Atley Jackson : What if I can't find him?

  Raymond Calitri : Then big brother takes the fall for the slip-up. It don't matter much to me. One Raines is as good as another. It never rains but it pours.

  [hangs up] 

  Atley Jackson : Son of a - ! Ju - Well, I guess you can thank your big brother. I think he just took your place under the guillotine.

• Raymond Calitri : [aiming a gun]  Who are you?

  Det. Roland Castlebeck : I'm a police officer. You don't want to do that now.

  Raymond Calitri : Yeah, I do.

  Det. Roland Castlebeck : Listen to me. You walk out of here with me, you've got some options. You kill me - now you think about this, I'm a police officer - your life will be over.

  Raymond Calitri : No, you've got that the wrong way around. If I kill you, *your* life's over. Not all bad, though. Your funeral will be on the telly. Everybody out there, pressed and dressed. Guard of honor, twenty-one gun salute, and the stars and stripes draped all over your coffin.

  [tightens his finger on the trigger] 

  Raymond Calitri : It'll be the greatest day of your life...

  [Memphis appears and kicks Calitri over the rail]