Yours, Mine & Ours (2005)

Sean Faris: William Beardsley

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Quotes 

• Ethan : William wait, wait.

  William Beardsley : What!

  Ethan : Please, I don't want to lose another mommy.

• William Beardsley : Done!

  Dylan North : Psh. You have an illness.

  William Beardsley : Hey. What are you doing?

  Dylan North : It's called decorating.

  William Beardsley : No, it's called vandalism.

  Dylan North : Whatever.

• Frank Beardsley : So then I asked her to marry me.

  Helen North : And I said "yes".

  Frank's Kids : What?

  Helen North : Oh, it was spontaneous and so romantic.

  William Beardsley : You got married?

  Christina Beardsley : Without telling us?

  Frank Beardsley : Yeah, yeah.

  William Beardsley : At least when you were re-assigned at Guam, there was an e-mail.

• Frank Beardsley : William, what have you got there?

  William Beardsley : Academy applications, S.A.T. forms, Capitol Hill summer internship forms, and the number of the girl two houses down.

  Frank Beardsley : Outstanding!

  William Beardsley : One, two.

• [just ending his speech at the lighthouse] 

  William Beardsley : It's time for us to call a truce. None of us likes this situation, but if we want to win out we need to unite against the greater enemy. That enemy's name is Mom and Dad.

• Dylan North : Yeah, somebody might actually think you're cool, If they didn't know you.

  William Beardsley : Ha! That's funny!

• William Beardsley : Okay, phase two. I think that we just need one more big thing to push them over the edge.

  Dylan North : [to William]  Have them catch you and Phoebe together?

  Christina Beardsley : You're really sick.

  Dylan North : [to Christina]  Okay, then have them catch you and Phoebe together.

  Phoebe North : How about they catch me with my hands around your neck?