Maurice Gosfield credited as playing...
Pvt. Duane Doberman
- MSgt. Ernest G. Bilko: The National Indemnity Insurance Co., $500, accident?
- Pvt. Duane Doberman: Five years ago, I was hit by a cab.
- MSgt. Ernest G. Bilko: [Hugging him] Good boy!
- Pvt. Duane Doberman: [to card sharp] All right, now listen up: get out of my hotel, and never come back!
- MSgt. Ernest G. Bilko: When he says, "Get out of my-" What do you mean, "my hotel"?
- Pvt. Duane Doberman: I just met the owner out in the hall, and he sold me the whole thing for $500.