Undead or Alive: A Zombedy (2007)

Chris Coppola: Cletus

Quotes 

• Claypool : Damnit Cletus! What are you doing out there! making a 10-pound ass baby?

  Cletus : I'm sorry sheriff. I was trying to pee.

  Claypool : How did that go, genius? You figure it all out?

  Cletus : I think that thing we got might be worse than what we thought.

  [Cletus hands the sheriff something] 

  Claypool : What the fuck are you handing me? A dead baby field mouse?

  Cletus : It ain't a dead baby field mouse!

  Claypool : [both grunt in disgust]  You just made me touch your penis!