Jack and Jill (I) (2011)

Nick Swardson: Todd

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• Ted : What's this about a twin?

  Todd : Oh, Jack. He has a twin sister.

  Ted : Are you kidding me? You never told me you had a twin sister.

  Jack Sadelstein : No, no, I mean, she's...

  Ted : Identical or fraternal?

  Todd : Nocturnal, like a bat.

• Jack Sadelstein : Did I ever tell you Todd is an atheist?

  Jill Sadelstein : A WHAT?

  Todd : Oh, God.

  Jack Sadelstein : Have a great time, guys.

  Jill Sadelstein : No! How could there be a Grand Canyon if God didn't exist?

  Todd : Right. That's a very good point. I'm just saying, you know, maybe...

  Jill Sadelstein : Maybe God wouldn't have given you a rat face if you believed in him.

  Todd : I don't have a rat face.

  Jill Sadelstein : Yes, you do have a rat face! It's scary.

  John McEnroe : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. This guy doesn't believe in God?

  Jill Sadelstein : No!

  Todd : No, no, I'm just saying that there's not real proof.

  John McEnroe : IDIOTS like you really make me MAD!

  Michael Irvin : Fight! Fight!