Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010)

Devon Bostick: Rodrick Heffley

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Quotes 

• Rodrick Heffley : You never sign up for anything at school. You fly below the radar! That way you never raise anybody's expectations.

• Rodrick Heffley : No time-out. Only *death*.

• Susan Heffley : What is this?

  [holds up dirty magazine] 

  Rodrick Heffley : That's not mine!

  Susan Heffley : It was in your backpack.

  Rodrick Heffley : No! It was in my room.

  Susan Heffley : Does owning this magazine make you a better person?

  Rodrick Heffley : No.

  Susan Heffley : Did owning it make you more popular at school?

  Rodrick Heffley : Yes!

  [pauses] 

  Rodrick Heffley : No.

  Susan Heffley : How do you feel about owning this type of magazine?

  Rodrick Heffley : Ashamed!

  Susan Heffley : Do you have anything you want to say to women for having owned this offensive magazine?

  Rodrick Heffley : I'm sorry, women.

• Rodrick Heffley : Let go, Baby Hippo!