Mercedes Griffin: [Mercedes walks into Gustavo's office, laughing and talking to her friend on the phone] Ha-ha-ha-ha! Yeah!
[looking at the office and talking to her friend]
Mercedes Griffin: Ewww! I've just entered this *totally* ugly office!
[pauses for a minute]
Mercedes Griffin: Hold on, I'm mini-barfing!
[Mercedes gags. She then slumps down on Gustavo's chair]
Mercedes Griffin: I'm here to pick up a CD from Big Time-Whatever!
Gustavo Rocque: [doesn't know her and sees her as a stranger] I'm sorry. WHO ARE YOU?
Mercedes Griffin: [pulling her phone away from her] Mercedes Griffin, as in, your *boss's* daughter!
[to her friend on the phone]
Mercedes Griffin: I'll call you back, Jess. Living Large here is about to start grovelling!
[she rolls her eyes and hangs up the phone]
Gustavo Rocque: [to Mercedes, realising that she's Arthur's daughter] Hey! I'm so, so sorry!
[he gives her the demo CD and she takes it]
Gustavo Rocque: Uh, here is the, uh, the demo. Can I get you a latte; or a yacht?
Mercedes Griffin: [Mercedes grabs the CD demo, and is about to leave, but freezes when she sees the boys] Is this the band?
[looking at them and smiles]
Mercedes Griffin: You guys are *hot*!
Carlos Garcia: [realising that Mercedes is Griffin's secret music advisor] Ooh! And *you're* the secret someone who's close to Griffin who decides the winning demos!
Mercedes Griffin: [goes along with what Carlos says with her being the secret advisor] That's right. *I* make the decisions! And I just decided that...
[Mercedes waves her finger "Eeeny Meeny Miny Mo" style and points to Kendall]
Mercedes Griffin: *You're* my new boyfriend! Let's go!
[Mercedes grabs Kendall's shirt collar and drags him out of the office]
Kendall Knight: [as Kendall is being dragged out by Mercedes] Wait! I don't even know her! I don't even know her! Help! Help! Help! HELP!
James Diamond: This is *not* right!
[James is annoyed that Mercedes didn't pick him]
James Diamond: How can she pick *Kendall* over *me*?
[James shimmies his fingers over his face]
