Rachael Harris: Susan Heffley
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Susan Heffley : My computer is supposed to be for homework only. You lied to me. And you know how I feel about that.
Greg Heffley : Mom, from now on, I'll be 100% honest.
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Susan Heffley : What did I say about being civil to one another? That's all I asked of you!
[as time passes]
Susan Heffley : Well, you have blown it big time! Never been more embarrassed! Everyone we know was there!
[sobbing]
Susan Heffley : I have no idea how I'm gonna write a column this week. I feel like a complete fraud! Well, you brought this on yourselves. You can kiss Rockin' Rapids good-bye. You two will stay here together all weekend and work out your differences. And if you don't, I will. And trust me, you don't want any part of that. Do you understand?
Rodrick Heffley : Yes.
Greg Heffley : Yes.
Rodrick Heffley : Yes.
Susan Heffley : All right, let's go.
[Susan, Frank and Manny leave the house]
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Greg Heffley : [narrating] On weekends, I try to stay as far away from my brothers as possible. But on Sunday morning, I have no choice.
[Greg and his family step out of the car once they arrived at the church]
Manny Heffley : Poopy!
Greg Heffley : Huh?
[Greg looks down at his pants]
Susan Heffley : [offscreen] Greg! It looks like he has a candy bar on there.
[camera points to candy bar on the car seat]
Greg Heffley : Manny!
[Rodrick puts candy wrapper in his pocket]
Susan Heffley : Frank, you're gonna have to do something.
Frank Heffley : Yeah. I'll get a rag.
[wipes off the candy bar stain as much as possible]
Greg Heffley : Dad, stop it!
Frank Heffley : Hold still! All right, let me see.
[looks at stain mostly rubbed off]
Frank Heffley : You're fine. Can't even tell.
[he puts rag in the car. Greg saw that Holly was also going to church]
Greg Heffley : I'm not going in with a poop stain on my pants.
Susan Heffley : Okay, well, you can't skip church.
Greg Heffley : No, I'm not going in like this.
Susan Heffley : Fine.
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Greg Heffley : Mom, it's Mrs. Gillman from the PTA.
Susan Heffley : Tell her I'm not here!
Greg Heffley : But that would be lying and I don't do that anymore.
[on phone]
Greg Heffley : I'm sorry, Mrs. Gillman, but my mom isn't in the house right now
[Susan stands outside in the rain]
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Rodrick Heffley : [answers phone] Hello?
Susan Heffley : Rodrick, it's Mom. Is everything okay? It took a long time for you to answer.
Rodrick Heffley : Yeah, everything's fine. I was just washing dishes.
Susan Heffley : Okay, honey. Well, I just wanted to check in and say I love you, and I'm sorry I was so harsh earlier.
Rodrick Heffley : No problem, bye.
Susan Heffley : Now let me say good night to Greg.
Rodrick Heffley : Greg? Oh... He can't. He's asleep. I don't want to wake him.
Greg Heffley : No, I'm not. I'm right here. Hi, Mom. Hi Rodrick.
Susan Heffley : Hi, sweetie. Is everything okay? Why were you sleeping so early?
Greg Heffley : Well, actually, I wasn't sleeping. I'm down in the basement.
Rodrick Heffley : The basement? What the heck are you doing down there? Wouldn't you rather be up here with me?
Greg Heffley : Yeah, I would, Rodrick. Why don't you come down and get me? Now.
Susan Heffley : [to Frank] I think they're trying to get along.
Frank Heffley : Huh? That's good. Good, honey.
Rodrick Heffley : Okay. Everything's cool here, right, Greg?
[unlocks basement door]
Greg Heffley : [grabs Rodrick's arm for the phone] Yeah, Mom. And I have your number if I need you.
Susan Heffley : Okay, sweeties. Well, we'll see you tomorrow. Good night.
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Frank Heffley : [voice on answering machine] Hi. You've reached the Heffley residence. Please leave a message.
Susan Heffley : [leaving voicemail on answering machine] Hey, guys. Manny's sick. We're on our way home. See you in an hour.
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Grandpa : Next year, I want a chocolate cake.
Greg Heffley : That is if you're alive, next year.
Susan Heffley : Greg!
Greg Heffley : Honesty, mom.
