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Greg Heffley : [narrating] On weekends, I try to stay as far away from my brothers as possible. But on Sunday morning, I have no choice.
[Greg and his family step out of the car once they arrived at the church]
Manny Heffley : Poopy!
Greg Heffley : Huh?
[Greg looks down at his pants]
Susan Heffley : [offscreen] Greg! It looks like he has a candy bar on there.
[camera points to candy bar on the car seat]
Greg Heffley : Manny!
[Rodrick puts candy wrapper in his pocket]
Susan Heffley : Frank, you're gonna have to do something.
Frank Heffley : Yeah. I'll get a rag.
[wipes off the candy bar stain as much as possible]
Greg Heffley : Dad, stop it!
Frank Heffley : Hold still! All right, let me see.
[looks at stain mostly rubbed off]
Frank Heffley : You're fine. Can't even tell.
[he puts rag in the car. Greg saw that Holly was also going to church]
Greg Heffley : I'm not going in with a poop stain on my pants.
Susan Heffley : Okay, well, you can't skip church.
Greg Heffley : No, I'm not going in like this.
Susan Heffley : Fine.