A Tale of Two Swords
A Tale of Two Swords
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ARCHBISHOP: Miracles?
ARTHUR Foster-Son of Sir Ector
MERLIN The Good Enchanter MERLIN: Yes. That’s it. One of those
ECTOR Arthur’s Foster-Father would do most nicely.
KAY Ector’s Son
ARCHBISHOP Religious Leader ARCHBISHOP: What should this miracle
LOT King of Orkney be?
LADY Lady of the Lake
SQUIRE Servant to a Knight MERLIN: (irritably) How should I know?
THIEF Roadside Bandit Whatever it is, it should bring us a king.
The land is dying.
NARRATOR: Times were dark in Britain
during the years following the death of ARCHBISHOP: Very well. I shall pray,
Uther Pendragon. His knights, becoming and God will bless us with a miracle.
base and greedy, fought amongst
themselves for the power to rule. Yet the MERLIN: Pray it comes quickly! It’s not
throne remained empty. The land was even safe for old wizards to travel alone
broken and black, and many saw that anymore! (sigh) I must be off.
something must be done soon, lest the land
fall into ruin.
One day, quite unexpectedly, Merlin the
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MERLIN: Ah. Don’t worry. I’m not very NARRATOR: The archbishop rose and
fond of burning. It tickles. moved closer. Upon the hilt, he could
discern letters of gold.
NARRATOR: The old wizard left the
churchman’s chamber and slipped back into ARCHBISHOP: (reading) Whoso pulleth
the night as easily as he had come. The out this sword from this stone and anvil is
archbishop prayed, and on Christmas Day a rightwise king born of all England.
miracle came.
Many knights of England were gathered NARRATOR: The people gasped and
in Londontown for the Christ mass, and marveled at this. (sounds of people gasping
they packed the great cathedral. The and marveling)
archbishop was giving a joyous litany but
then stopped in mid-chant, his lips ARCHBISHOP: We shall have a king
trembling. again! And he shall be chosen by this
miracle—this miracle of God!
ARCHBISHOP: (whispering) It has
happened. NARRATOR: Soon a great murmur ran
through the crowd, and many good knights
NARRATOR: The knights and gentle men stepped forward to try their hand—but
and women stared in shock as the none succeeded. The sword would not be
archbishop ran from the church and into the moved. Man after man approached the task,
courtyard shouting. but all left defeated. It would not budge an
inch.
ARCHBISHOP: Heaven be praised!
ARCHBISHOP: (worried) What can this
NARRATOR: The people thronged after mean? Heaven would not send this miracle
the archbishop, and they found him for nothing! A king must be chosen!
prostrate before a strange object in the
churchyard—one that had not been there NARRATOR: When all had tried and
when they entered. failed, the heart of the archbishop dropped.
ARTHUR: (eagerly) Kay! This is going to be ARTHUR: Now, I must get it back to Kay!
great! I can’t wait to see you charging on
your horse, swinging your sword, NARRATOR: Unaware of the miracle that
making— had just occurred, Arthur jumped back onto
his horse—sword in tow—and galloped
KAY: (shocked) My sword! I left my sword back to the jousting field.
at the inn! I’ve got to go back and get it!
ARTHUR: (shouting) Kay! Kay! I have a
ECTOR: There is no time! We are late sword!
enough! Your turn will be soon!
KAY: Amazing. Maybe you are worth
ARTHUR: Don’t worry! I’ll go back and something. Give it to me! (pause) Wait a
get it! minute! This is not my sword!
KAY: Oh no, you don’t. You should have ECTOR: Where did you get this sword, my
reminded me in the first place. boy?
ARTHUR: I’ll get your sword, Kay! I ECTOR: By Jove, this boy has pulled the
promise! sword from the stone!
ARTHUR: (panicked) Everyone is at the ECTOR: (overjoyed) What does that mean?
tournament! What does that mean? That is the whole
point of this tournament! But you—you—
NARRATOR: At that moment he have pulled the sword from the stone!
remembered that when they had passed by
the churchyard, he had seen a strange sight. KAY: (not happy) Arthur? A king?
There had been a great sword within,
sticking halfway out of an anvil. ECTOR: (shouting) Yes, Kay, yes! King of
all England!
ARTHUR: That sword will have to do!
NARRATOR: Soon their shouting attracted
NARRATOR: He raced to the place where the attention of those around them, and
he had seen the sword, and dashing before they knew it, a great crowd was
through the snow, he ran to the great stone. gathered—all staring in wonder. They
He never thought to doubt the fact that the asked to examine the sword. It was the
sword would come loose once he pulled— Sword in the Stone. It even had the golden
and with the slightest of strength, the great letters beneath the hilt. But a boy?
weapon easily slid forth. (metallic shing)
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ARCHBISHOP: Silence, people, silence! God has sent us this miracle to show us our
true ruler. Let none doubt and everyone
NARRATOR: The archbishop had pushed swear their loyalty if this act is done.
his way through the crowd.
NARRATOR: It was agreed. Arthur sheep-
ARCHBISHOP: Who has pulled out this ishly walked toward the handle. It had
sword? seemed so easy before. Why, with everyone
watching, was it so much harder now? Fear
KAY: (still confused) Arthur? seized him. It had worked the first time, but
what if it did not work again?
ECTOR: This boy!
ECTOR: Go on, son.
ARCHBISHOP: Boy, what is your name?
NARRATOR: Arthur reached up and
ARTHUR: Arthur, sir. grasped the cold handle and slowly applied
the pressure of his arm. The sword rose up
ARCHBISHOP: I see. from the stone—just as it had before—only
this time, it sang. (angelic choir)
KAY: (angrily) He can’t be king! He’s too Light broke forth from the gray clouds,
young! He’s an orphan! He can’t be the and a single ray fell upon the boy Arthur.
king! Many swore that they heard angels singing
that day, and all present agreed that it was
ARCHBISHOP: But he has pulled out the the greatest sight that their eyes were to
sword, young man. ever see.
KAY: Anyone can pull it out once it’s been ARCHBISHOP: Hail to Arthur! King of the
pulled! Someone else removed it, and Britons! Sovereign of all England!
Arthur found it! He’s lying!
ECTOR: Bow to your king, son.
ECTOR: (gruffly) Silence, Kay!
KAY: Arthur?
ARCHBISHOP: Then—in front of all—let
us test him. To the courtyard! NARRATOR: As all bowed, Kay
scowled—but bent his knee as well.
NARRATOR: A great crowd of people
marched through the snowy streets— ARCHBISHOP: Sir Ector, is this boy your
Arthur and the archbishop in the lead. To son?
tell the truth, Arthur was a bit embarrassed
by all this attention. Kay lagged sulkily ECTOR: No, he is an orphan. He was
behind. They reached the stone and the brought to me on a cold winter night by
anvil, and the archbishop slid the sword Merlin the good enchanter. I have raised
back into its metallic grip. (metallic shing) him as my own son.
ARCHBISHOP: Now, let all look! If this MERLIN: He is the son of Uther Pen-
boy pulls forth the sword, he is the king. dragon!
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toward Camelot. It is led by King Lot of oppose you are married to your half-sisters,
Orkney. who hate you with a fiery passion.
the battle will begin tomorrow at daybreak. (battlecries, hoofbeats, sounds of battle)
Then Britain will be mine! (evil laugh)
NARRATOR: Thanks to the bravery of
NARRATOR: That night, from the Arthur and his knights, the army of Lot and
ramparts of Camelot, Arthur and Merlin his allies was routed. Arthur’s rule was
viewed the thousand campfires of King legitimized—once and for all.
Lot’s army.
MERLIN: Bravo! You captured almost a
ARTHUR: There are so many. They have thousand enemy knights. King Lot and his
us easily outnumbered. allies have fled to their castles. Now the
question remains, your majesty—what will
MERLIN: Don’t fret. With this battle you you do with these eleven traitorous kings?
will prove that you are worthy to be king. They have already sent envoys to beg you
Now command your men to prepare for for mercy.
battle.
ARTHUR: What would my father have
ARTHUR: But it is evening time. done?
NARRATOR: Arthur’s army was quickly ARTHUR: Hmmm. I will spare them. If
roused, and the boy-king sat astride his they will pledge themselves to me, I will
steed at the head of his knights. Merlin rode forget the past.
forward on his white donkey.
NARRATOR: The old wizard smiled.
MERLIN: Now to give you a slight
advantage. MERLIN: The boy may make a good king
after all.
NARRATOR: The old wizard uttered some
strange words, and across the valley the NARRATOR: Soon the rebellion of the
many tents of the enemy army eleven kings became a distant memory.
simultaneously collapsed. (whooshing sound) Under Merlin’s tutelage Arthur grew into
Lot’s men—trapped beneath the fallen his position as High King of Britain.
tents—shouted in confusion. (confused
shouting) MERLIN: A king must be fair! So many
men gain power and then abuse it to keep
MERLIN: I just couldn’t help myself! Now others down. Your kingdom must be
shout, “Charge!” already! different!
ARTHUR: My kingdom will be based on He’s crushed my master’s body, and I only
justice. escaped with my life to bring you this news!
MERLIN: Good, but remember justice ARTHUR: Who does this man think he is?
doesn’t mean getting your way all the time. I’ll have no rogue knights in my kingdom!
Just because you are the king doesn’t mean Ready my horse!
you are above the law. Justice means that
the laws apply to everyone—even you. NARRATOR: Arthur donned his armor
and rode forth. (hoofbeats)
ARTHUR: Of course! And what about As Arthur galloped through the forest, a
mercy? I read in the Holy Scriptures about scruffy, old beggar man shot out of a
the importance of mercy. But so many kings thicket—running for all he was worth.
are ruthless and cruel. Shouldn’t my
kingdom be based on mercy? ARTHUR: Halt! What is the meaning of
this?
MERLIN: Naturally. And service to others.
The only way to tame the beastly nature of MERLIN: (frantic, old man voice) No time!
man is through serving others. No time!
ARTHUR: It thought you were away on MERLIN: Fine! Don’t say I didn’t warn
one of your missions. you! You young people think you know
everything! Why listen to Merlin? He can
MERLIN: I was, but when I arrived in only see the future—nothing much!
Camelot, they told me that you had ridden
out to challenge a rogue knight yourself! NARRATOR: Arthur had been on the
You know, most kings just send their receiving end of Merlin’s tantrums time
knights to do this kind of thing for them! enough, so he quietly rode on while the
magician continued to rant.
ARTHUR: I know. But I’m a different kind
of king, remember? I believe in equality. MERLIN: I’m just like Cassandra of Troy!
Besides, why should my knights get to have Nobody listened to her either, and then
all the fun? guess what happened?
MERLIN: Yes, but if you are killed in battle, NARRATOR: The old wizard suddenly
all of this land will be lost. The hope of a realized the king was gone.
thousand people will be extinguished.
MERLIN: Oh thank goodness. I thought
ARTHUR: Don’t be so full of gloom and he’d never leave. I’ll let him try it on his
doom. I think I can handle a simple battle. own for a while and see how it goes.
MERLIN: Ha! Don’t grow too confident NARRATOR: Much satisfied, Merlin laid
that you lose sight of your own human down beneath a tree and fell asleep to the
weaknesses. sounds of swords crashing far away. Now,
it should be noted that wizards do not
ARTHUR: You are one to talk. You were actually sleep when it seems that they are
just being chased by that band of ruffians. doing so. In actuality, they’re doing deeds
Even with all your magic, they would have miles away. Because of this, they never
cut your throat if I hadn’t stopped them. oversleep or miss important events—unless
they mean to. Merlin awoke, we shall say,
MERLIN: Exactly, you dunce! I was trying precisely when he meant to, and at once,
to prove a point to you. Even I—an all- rushed off through the forest to find Arthur.
powerful wizard—am mortal, and I should
be careful what situations I put myself in. MERLIN: (happily) He will have himself in
a fine pickle by now, I assume.
ARTHUR: Merlin, thank you for the lesson.
But I am off to challenge this rogue knight. (distant clanging of shield and sword)
MERLIN: This challenger is a mighty foe NARRATOR: And, sure enough, he came
named King Pellinore, and he will cut your into a clearing where an enormous knight
head off if you are not careful. stood with his sword raised over the
weaponless Arthur.
ARTHUR: We shall see, Merlin. We shall
see. MERLIN: (booming) King Pellinore! Stay
your hand!
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NARRATOR: Merlin’s cry caused the huge MERLIN: (angrily) Who are you calling a
knight’s descending blade to stop in midair. “court magician”? Would you like to find
Indeed Pellinore had almost brought Arthur out what it’s like to be a horse’s behind?
to the point of death.
ARTHUR: I’m sure you would know
MERLIN: Do not slay this man! Do you not plenty about that!
know who he is? He is King Arthur, and if
you slay him, this kingdom will fall into MERLIN: Hmph! You young people are
utter darkness. simply infuriating!
ARTHUR: (angrily) Merlin! I have this NARRATOR: Merlin stuck the end of his
completely under control. beard in his mouth and chewed it angrily. A
slow smile spread across Arthur’s face.
MERLIN: (parent-like) Shush!
ARTHUR: I am sorry, Merlin. Forgive me. I
NARRATOR: Merlin flailed his arms about just wanted to prove that I am capable of
in the air, babbled some strange words, and keeping my kingdom safe.
the massive form of Pellinore fell backward
into the grass. (crashing sound) MERLIN: Well, try to see reason! (softly)
Arthur, you are destined to lead. But you
ARTHUR: You killed him! cannot put yourself in dangerous situations.
And you must be willing to take help
MERLIN: Relax. It is only a sleep-spell. whenever you can get it!
NARRATOR: Loud snoring escaped the ARTHUR: I am willing and thankful for
visor of Pellinore’s helm. (snoring) your help. But, just for the record, I had this
knight mostly beaten. You just came in at
MERLIN: That should hold him for several the last minute and finished him off.
hours. He will catch up on his beauty rest,
and you will get safely on your way. MERLIN: Keep telling yourself that.
MERLIN: Really? Standing over you ready MERLIN: You may not believe it, but one
to slay you was right where you wanted day he will be one of your greatest allies.
him? Interesting. You will give many aimless knights like
him a cause to fight for. But for now let’s
ARTHUR: Well, I would rather die than be leave him to his dreams of dragons and
called a coward. damsels. We have adventuring to do.
MERLIN: I expected as much. That sword MERLIN: Beyond the mist lies the isle of
has outlived its usefulness. Let’s go. Avalon and further on the plain of
Camlann, where the last battle shall be
ARTHUR: But where? fought—where you shall be killed by an evil
knight.
NARRATOR: Merlin was already walking
briskly away through the trees. Arthur ARTHUR: (determined) I shall face that day
dashed to catch up. bravely.
ARTHUR: Hey! Wait up! MERLIN: And that is what will get you
killed! But I have said too much. Behold! In
MERLIN: There is a sword that was crafted the middle of the lake, what do you see?
by the magic of the faeries—on Avalon, the
isle of magic. ARTHUR: (looking, slowly) I can barely see
…a hand! A hand coming up from the
ARTHUR: Is it a sword for me? water! It’s clad in a shining material
decorated with sparkling jewels.
MERLIN: No, it’s for Henry the stable boy.
Of course, it’s for you! The sword is MERLIN: That is pure samite, my boy!
Excalibur, and none may stand against it.
ARTHUR: And it’s holding something out
ARTHUR: It sounds like a mighty weapon. of the depths…a sword! The finest I have
ever seen.
MERLIN: It is. You will require only the
finest of swords to protect you. With MERLIN: As it should be. It is Excalibur!
Excalibur you will bring freedom and peace
to Britain for many years. But a sword is ARTHUR: How shall I reach it, Merlin?
only as good as the man who uses it. So you
must guard it—and yourself—very MERLIN: Don’t ask me! Ask her!
carefully. Now, watch your step.
NARRATOR: Then Arthur beheld her, the
NARRATOR: They descended down a glowing image of a woman, walking across
slippery pile of rocks. Merlin almost fell the misty lake. Where her feet touched the
several times and grumbled loudly. Finally, water’s surface, no ripples appeared, and as
they reached the bottom, and through a she came, Arthur heard a faraway music.
small stand of trees, Arthur saw a great lake (heavenly music) He was entranced.
spread out before them.
ARTHUR: (stunned) Who is she?
ARTHUR: (in awe) Heaven preserve us!
MERLIN: The Lady of the Lake. Don’t just
MERLIN: Nice, isn’t it? stand there like a stump! Go out to her!
NARRATOR: The water was of the clearest NARRATOR: There was a tiny boat on the
blue Arthur had ever seen. Mists covered shore of the lake. Arthur heard that in the
what lay in the distance. lady’s song she was beckoning to him. He
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got into the boat, and it began to move MERLIN: (shouting back) Of course, it is!
across the waters of its own accord. Now row back here quickly!
LADY: (musically) Arthur. Arthur. I am the NARRATOR: Arthur found the oars
Lady of the Lake. Do you desire the sword within the boat and grudgingly put down
in the midst of this lake? his new sword to take them up. As the
sword moved through the air, it sang the
ARTHUR: I do, my lady. same song he had heard the lady sing.
Somehow, it soothed him. Arthur’s boat
LADY: Then bring your craft forward and once again reached the shore.
take it. For many years, I have guarded this
sword. Now, I give it freely to you, if you MERLIN: Did you get the scabbard as
will give it back when the time comes. well?
NARRATOR: Arthur was in the center of MERLIN: (calmly) Come. Let us go. Tell
the lake now. The samite-clad hand was me, which do you like better? The sword or
within his reach—dutifully holding the the scabbard?
sword aloft. He noticed draped across the
arm was also a shimmering scabbard of ARTHUR: The sword, of course! With it, I
gold. may cut down any enemy with a single
stroke.
LADY: Take the sword. It is Excalibur. It
shall serve you well. NARRATOR: Arthur gleefully swished the
sword through the air.
NARRATOR: The music grew louder in
his ears, and he reached out. His fingers MERLIN: But the scabbard is the true
brushed upon the sword-hilt, and he felt its prize. It is worth ten swords.
power go through him. He gripped it
strongly. The mystical hand let go and sank ARTHUR: How?
beneath the waves. Excalibur and its
scabbard were his own now. MERLIN: Well, when the scabbard is worn,
no matter how badly you are wounded, you
ARTHUR: (breathlessly) Thank you! This is will not bleed. Keep it close. One day, a
the greatest gift I have ever received! woman will steal it from you if you are not
careful.
NARRATOR: Arthur looked up to thank
the Lady of the Lake, but she was not there, ARTHUR: (laughs) A woman? Come on,
and, indeed, the mist had risen. All magic Merlin. Surely, you do not think me weak
had left the place. enough to be tricked by a woman.
ARTHUR: (shouting) Merlin! Look! The MERLIN: We shall see. Now, my young
sword is mine! king, let us return to Camelot. You are still
very green—a sapling—and you have many
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