- Dr. Billy Grant: [gets ready to work out of the elevator into the casino] The doctor is in the house.
- Alice Doherty: [Alice and Billy are in a casino and Alice leaves] See you back at the office.
- Dr. Billy Grant: Hey, don't you get it? This is my office!
- Dr. Billy Grant: The most popular plastic surgery ever.
- Tommy Danko: Breast implants. Why would a woman do that?
- Dr. Billy Grant: One man's blessing is another woman's curse.