Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
Kevin James: Paul Blart
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Quotes
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[from trailer]
Paul Blart : [talking to himself] What are you trained to do? Nothing...
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Paul Blart : This lemonade is insane!
Vijay : That's because it's a Margarita, Paul.
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Paul Blart : [Headbutts criminal] No one wins with a headbutt.
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Maya Blart : [reading a dating website] Okay, next question. "Tell me about yourself."
Paul Blart : Let's see. I know a lot about sharks.
Mom : Let me stop you right there.
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Paul Blart : Scuba-dooby-doo!
[sends a scuba tank into a villain knocking him out]
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Paul Blart : [after showing a Loch Ness Monster tattoo on his lower back that he got while drunk] Yeah... I don't drink.
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[Last Line]
Paul Blart : Thank you sir, but I think I'm going to stick with what I do best. That's protecting the people of the West Orange Pavilion Mall.
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Veck Sims : When are you gonna give up, Blart?
Paul Blart : How about now? I'll meet you on the corner of "NE" and "VER"!
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Paul Blart : If you remember one thing from today, it's this: the mind is the only weapon that doesn't need a holster.
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[from trailer]
Paul Blart : Nobody knows this mall better than I do.
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[from trailer]
Paul Blart : Safety never takes a holiday.
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Paul Blart : Yeah, you heard me. Never!
