Abigail

“Burglary’s more fun than socializing, I always say.”
― Jonathan Stroud, The Whispering Skull

“Some people, however, say that they do not eat eggs because they do no like them. This is suspicious. Eggs are tremendously flexible and can be prepared in a variety of ways, all of which are different experiences in one's mouth. If you say you do not like eggs, it is like saying you do not like books or light or wearing a ball gown. It means you simply have not found the right kind.”
― Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast

“Just because somebody says something about your character doesn't necessarily mean that it's true. You certainly don't have to come on and live up to those expectations. What someone says can often reveal more about the speaker than the subject.”
― Judi Dench, Shakespeare: The Man Who Pays the Rent

“I can compare sadness to a car because both are quite capable of running me over.”
― Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast