Nobody's Perfect Quotes

“That's the trouble with cookbooks. Like sex education and nuclear physics, they are founded on an illusion. They bespeak order, but they end in tears.”
― Anthony Lane, Nobody's Perfect: Writings from The New Yorker

“Cookbooks, it should be stressed, do not belong in the kitchen at all. We keep them there for the sake of appearances; occasionally, we smear their pages together with vibrant green glazes or crimson compotes, in order to delude ourselves, and any passing browsers, that we are practicing cooks; but in all honesty, a cookbook is something you read in the living room, or in the bathroom, or in bed.”
― Anthony Lane, Nobody's Perfect: Writings from The New Yorker

“Our age is so resolutely unheroic, and the employment opportunities for registered demigods are now so scarce, that all we can do, in our enfeebled state, is laugh with envy and disbelief at the memory of those who still had the wit and the wherewithal to live large.”
― Anthony Lane, Nobody's Perfect: Writings from The New Yorker

“English fondness for France is normally a sort of neutron love: take away the people and leave the buildings standing.”
― Anthony Lane, Nobody's Perfect: Writings from The New Yorker